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21/90 55 bots [US] Bangerz.TF Engineer Fortress || 32 HUMANS MAX
104.192.6.62:27015
SourceMod, Metamod, Stripper
Team Fortress 2 pl_toy_fort 🇺🇸 Sulphur Springs, TX
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9/64 40 bots Uncletopia | NA | One Thousand Uncles | 1
148.113.198.21:27015
SourceMod, Metamod, Stripper
Team Fortress 2 pl_phoenix 🇨🇦 Montreal, Canada
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7/32 2 bots █ BLW.TF US | HIGHERTOWERX | X1000 WEAPONS █
91.229.114.160:27075
SourceMod, Metamod, SourceBans
Team Fortress 2 plr_highertower_extended_blw 🇺🇸 Chicago, IL
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3/64 40 bots Uncletopia | NA | One Thousand Uncles | 6
148.113.198.21:27065
SourceMod, Metamod, Stripper
Team Fortress 2 pl_snowycoast 🇨🇦 Montreal, Canada
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2/64 Samwiz1's Stupid Server - I GOT MY HANDS ON THAT STUPID MONKEY
216.201.73.175:1025
SourceMod, Metamod
Team Fortress 2 pl_dustbowl 🇺🇸 Manassas, VA
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1/24 loser puppy fΔg pθund #4 [18+] - [sprays nospread crits rtv]
140.235.72.37:27015
SourceMod, Metamod, SourceBans 18+
Team Fortress 2 pl_camber 🇺🇸 Dallas, TX
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18/64 when last seen, plus 20 bots
#1,293 of 2,996 Team Fortress 2 servers
16% uptime, 7 days (16% over 30)
🇧🇪 Zaventem, Flanders, Belgium · 4,056 mi away checked 1 day ago

Players

Human players each hour, bots excluded. Times are UTC.

No samples in the last 24h yet (history starts Nov 6, 2026).

Rank

Among Team Fortress 2 servers by average real players over 7 days, offline hours counting as empty. Last 30 days.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 8#1#1,293Nov 6 · #779 of 2,881Nov 7 · #1,293 of 2,996

Players per day

Different people seen each day: returning, first time (since Nov 6). Last 30 days.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 8034Nov 6 · 34 players, 34 new

Time played

Hours everyone played each day over the last 30 days, from our player-list checks. Days are UTC.

Oct 10Oct 25Nov 80m11hNov 6 · 11h

Downtime

Times it stopped answering our hourly checks in the last 30 days.

Online now

NameScoreTime
Blade 12 56m
Beastzone 9 51m
repsaj 7 50m
Chris Edwards 5 47m
Stig_McFly 8 45m
Mr. Bomboclaat 11 37m
Hylozoist 6 35m
Squash 5 29m
Pinguim 12 29m
mAke 11 29m
malauher30 5 28m
ralphrio 7 27m
Screechingcat 4 27m
SeVen Of NinE 12 24m
Lurt Frank 14 22m
Paçoquito 6 22m
SommarSoppa:) 5 21m
Anal Juice 6 19m
51nN3R 14 19m
Thickle 8 16m
MARLBORO 10 12m
Mighty Blighties 9 10m
vladkypr654 5 10m
godwoffle 13 10m
Fitzi 7 7m
Rellonen 9 6m
Windir 4 6m
Cell 7 5m
Wuzi 9 5m
=�qu¢ñtin_02�=MARINE CORP 4 4m
boiselle 4 4m
Lucas_HM 7 3m
gyorijozsef1972 5 2m
frenky 1 1m

As of 3 days ago.

Most time played

Last 30 days

  1. 1Blade56m
  2. 2Beastzone51m
  3. 3repsaj50m
  4. 4Chris Edwards47m
  5. 5Stig_McFly45m
  6. 6Mr. Bomboclaat37m
  7. 7Hylozoist35m
  8. 8Squash29m
  9. 9Pinguim29m
  10. 10mAke29m

Maps

Share of the last 7 days, by hourly samples

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